Not I said the...

I spent the whole morning painting up a storm and there is nary a white wall left on the main level in my house.

I tried to solicit some help.

"Who will help me paint these walls?"

"Not I, said the dog" -- too busy napping on a pillow like royalty


"Not I, said Jerome the Gnome" -- too busy fake painting in another room...
Fine, then I will do it myself!


A friend of Bryan's painted this painting and gave it to us as a wedding gift. It says "Il Primo Prossimo Esestesso," which means "Charity begins in the home" in Italian.