THAT ALSO WORKS

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Me: "BOYS!" "CAN I PLEASE GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET FOR JUST ONE MINUTE?!?"
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Jack: "Yeah, I want a piece of quiet too, Mommy."

Warren: "Jack, it's peace and quiet, not --"

Jack: "That's what I said, Warren."

Warren: "Nooooo, you didn't!" "You said piece of quiet."

Jack: "I know, me and mommy want a piece of quiet!"
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(REPEAT THE ABOVE ABOUT SIX TIMES)

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Me: "I will take either!" "Peace and quiet or a piece of quiet, okay?"
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