Lazy Jack

Shel Silverstein, "Lazy Jane"

Lazy
Lazy
Lazy
Lazy
Lazy
Lazy
Jane.
She
wants
a
drink
of
water
so
she
waits
and
waits
and
waits
and
waits
and
waits
for
it
to
rain.



Jack laid on the floor in the office today and told me to get him a drink of water. After I explained that he hadn't asked very nicely and that he was actually free to get his own drink of water, he proceeded to lay there and whine until I recited these words of Shel Silverstein to the point that he was sufficiently annoyed enough leave the office :) Mom - 1, Jack 0...for today!